Thursday, October 21, 2010

LadyArse Arsenal Caption Competition 3.69

So here it is folks, back for the season, and as that's a long 'aul haul I shall be breaking it up in to two competitions. 

We will have a mid-season 'winner' - so whoever is top of the league on December 31st will win a Tshirt. The league will continue on from then, so all points won up until December 31st will carry forward and the overall winner will be announced the day after our last league match. The winner will receive a LadyArse Goodie Bag, which is far better than it sounds (and you can all waste some time speculating what will be in it). Second and third place will also get prizes, so there is all to play for.

The rules are as they've always been. The funniest caption will get three points, the second funniest one and the league table will be published with Friday's blog every week. That's 28 points up for grabs every week of the season and you will find the picture published at 12pm GMT every day. As always, if you post as Anon and don't include a name Anon will get the points and you'll have no chances of getting a prize.

It's worth noting that once I've allocated the points for the week and published the league I won't be considering any new entries for those captions. You can still post them, but you won't get any points.

So, here's today's (if you have any pics you'd like to see featured, send them to capcomp@ladyarse.com):



22 comments:

Krafty_Kiwi said...

Bentley about to yawn as Tottenham kick back and let Gareth Bale take on Inter single handedly...

TerryWogan said...

Hey maccarena.

Wavy said...

No, really, my head was this big.

Anonymous said...

From being tipped as the new "Beckham", to being an England regular, to going through the motions in the Spuds Reserves, Bentley wonders where it all went wrong. Reality strikes as he realises he doesn't even have Wenger's mobile number anymore. Jaygooner

Clive said...

Why am I wearing this shirt? Why am I in this stadium? Why am I acting like such a tw*t? I am the heir to Dennis Begkamp (I even have the same initials!). When does the bad dream end?

Joppa Road said...

If ever confirmation was needed that "Youth is wasted on the young" then Bentley is it.

Jamrock Rover said...

Who removed Robbie Keane, down on his hands and knees from the foreground of the picture.

Jamrock Rover said...

Bentley does his best to audition for the Rooney role at Manure as he thinks of his granny.

dogmatix said...

"Who ? Me ? Mickey Mouse ?!?"

weedonald said...

Oh my god...Im at WHL and wearing a spuds jersey....how did this happen???

weedonald said...

Now how does 'Arry do tat twitchy thing???6

weedonald said...

Helppppppppppppppp I'm having a nightmare....This jersey is white not Red and it smells of spuds!!!!!

weedonald said...

Wow, that guy Bale is good, what the hell is he doing wasting his time at Spudsville?

weedonald said...

The Arsenal curse has struck again, here I am, useless as teats on a bull and wasting my life at WHL!!!

weedonald said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh my God....I just saw Wenger shake hands with Redknapp....My spuds days are numbered now 'Arry knows the truth about me!

weedonald said...

'Arry...is that the Spuds finger you just gave me...wow, now I'm up there with Modric!!

weedonald said...

Geeeez, Inter are sooooooooooooo good, I wanna go back to the championship,pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Willo said...

Redknapp told Bentley to forget about the ball and try to start a Mexican wave both to help build the atmosphere and to keep him out of Bales way.

Willo said...

Bentley suddenly realised it was not a dream but a real life nightmare....HE WAS wearing a Sp*rs shirt.

Jenkins said...

My heads so big I can't even hold it.

Willo said...

Rather than eat the ugly, anorexic, moth eaten looking cockerel the Puma hightailed it to Bentleys right shoulder.

Willo said...

The fact that Rooney might transfer to the capital suddenly became a big worry. Bentley remembered Rooney knew his Grandma's address.