Wednesday, October 20, 2010

LadyArse Arsenal Caption Competition 3.68

So here it is folks, back for the season, and as that's a long 'aul haul I shall be breaking it up in to two competitions. 

We will have a mid-season 'winner' - so whoever is top of the league on December 31st will win a Tshirt. The league will continue on from then, so all points won up until December 31st will carry forward and the overall winner will be announced the day after our last league match. The winner will receive a LadyArse Goodie Bag, which is far better than it sounds (and you can all waste some time speculating what will be in it). Second and third place will also get prizes, so there is all to play for.

The rules are as they've always been. The funniest caption will get three points, the second funniest one and the league table will be published with Friday's blog every week. That's 28 points up for grabs every week of the season and you will find the picture published at 12pm GMT every day. As always, if you post as Anon and don't include a name Anon will get the points and you'll have no chances of getting a prize.

It's worth noting that once I've allocated the points for the week and published the league I won't be considering any new entries for those captions. You can still post them, but you won't get any points.

So, here's today's (if you have any pics you'd like to see featured, send them to capcomp@ladyarse.com):



23 comments:

Paul Catt said...

On his frist day training with Arsenal, Arshavin needed some encouragement to go and play on the big boys pitch

lted said...

AW is showing the basics of running : You have to lean forward to run ! It is different to walking !

MattK said...

Wenger consoles Arshavin after Wenger won the 100 metre sprint

Swainyy said...

AW: Run along Andrei..You are free to join the other meercats now...Farewell :'(

Krafty_Kiwi said...

Arsene instructs Arshavin on which leg he should hang out the window on road trips to get lopsided tan like his.

Joseph said...

The traditional pat on the arse motivation doesnt work on someone AA's size

weedonald said...

There, i replaced your energizer meercat battery so go and show some energy you listless Ruskie

weedonald said...

Ok Andrei, you can open your eyes now, the really hard stuff is over...

weedonald said...

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttt boss that looks like real work, I don't wanna go there!!!!

weedonald said...

Just imagine that your wife has your credit card Andrei, go and get it back.....

weedonald said...

Andrei,I want you to go out there and convince the Shaktar players that all Gunners are as lazy as you...then we'll ambush them at the Emirates!!!

weedonald said...

go tell Eduardo that we'll make a trade for him with you as the consolation prize....

Rob_Anon said...

I'm going to make you work your ass off even if I have to push you 'round the pitch for the whole match. Bugger looks like I'm going to have to.

Arsenal Articles said...

"Nice arse mate but you need one like J-Lo's to get off training"

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Rob_Anon said...

I know they say "don't run before you can walk", but don't you think you're ready to at least try a vigorous amble?

Rob_Anon said...

little man you've not had a busy day.

Jamrock Rover said...

Wenger "where's the handle to wind him up".

Jamrock Rover said...

Wenger "There's the nasty tax man who took all your money Andrei, go get him".

Anonymous said...

Wenger: " Andre, in a 100 metre sprint, you ARE faster than Walcott." Wenger thinking bubble "If this works, I will be able to convince Almunia and Fabianski that they are goalkeepers. And NO I aint buying Rooney!", Jaygooner

Willo said...

At last Wenger finds the reset button.

Clive said...

Excuse me, shouldn't you be over there in the under 13s match?

akomfrah said...

Arsene and Andrei play a casual game of tag to unwind

Jenkins said...

When I said backtrack Andrey I didn't mean into the changing rooms.